[Seasons] Inbox; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

INBOX text / audio / video / action Jean here. I can't answer my phone right now so leave a message. code credit

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[rustyhonesty]

[Jean doesn't really have anything else to say, so instead he'll just watch Levi leave. Levi did what he came here to do, so there's not much else to do.]

delivery (after frozen hearts are cured)

[hometown]

[ A package arrives addressed to Jean and Mikasa. It contains a brand new Memory Camera. Alongside the instructions on how to use it, there is a handwritten note in what may be a familiar script: ]

Jean and Mikasa,

Congratulations on your marriage. Jean mentioned missing some important people from home at your wedding. Hope this helps.

- Reiner

text; later on

[rustyhonesty]

Your gift got to us. Thank you, Reiner. Thank you very much. From Mikasa, too.

text;

[hometown]

You're welcome. Have a happy anniversary, you two.

text; un: reiner

[hometown]

How old are you now?

[ Does he already know this? He can't remember at the moment. ]

[rustyhonesty]

[Now this is a random question.]

19. Why?

1/2

[hometown]

Dammit

2/2

[hometown]

[ A full minute later: ]

That's too far ahead

[rustyhonesty]

That's what all the years away from "home" does to you.

Did you age? I remembered your birthday is in fall, but not when exactly.

[hometown]

Tomorrow. I'm turning 18. I thought I caught up

[rustyhonesty]

What the fuck.

It feels weird being the older one now.

[hometown]

It is! It's super weird!

[rustyhonesty]

First I'm suddenly taller than you and now I'm older, too.

Anyway. Any plans on celebrations?

[hometown]

Well I'm pretty hammered right now so that's a good start

[rustyhonesty]

Seriously? You're drunk texting?

... how am I making sense of your words.

[hometown]

It keeps correcting my spelling. It even capitalizes stuff. Do people here get how amazing these phones are? Even when they fuck up letters it's amazing

[rustyhonesty]

Don't rely on it too much when you're sober. You may eventually find that it corrects words into the wrong ones.

[hometown]

Really? Like what?

[rustyhonesty]

Imagine you're writing to someone about, say, meeting at a dock or something completely normal and innocent.

But the autocorrect makes it into a cock.


[Most random example, but hey. It could happen.]

1/2

[hometown]

Oh. Shit, you're right. That could get awkward

2/2

[hometown]

Unless the guy had a nice ass and was into it

[ R E I N E R ]

[rustyhonesty]

[Reiner WHY. Thankfully Jean wasn't drinking anything.

The only way to retaliate this is something that has been bothering him for a while.]

Like Eren?

1/2

[hometown]

Yeah, exactly! Eren's ass is amazing. All of him is amazing. He's gorgeous. I mean really, REALLY gorgeous, you know? I just

2/2

[hometown]

It sent early

[ Betrayal… ]

[rustyhonesty]

[Jean's actually glad it sent too early, who knows how long of a message praising Eren it would have been.]

So you two are seriously together.

I definitely didn't expect that.